I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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