Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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