His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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