You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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