Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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