I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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