Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Shame is for Republicans.
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