he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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