I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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