he puts the penis in happiness.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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