I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Randomize
