i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
this hospital has no fireball
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My vagina is officially offended.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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