Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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