I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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