Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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