Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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