it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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