I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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