My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i came on her dog
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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