this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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