And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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