We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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