Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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