swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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