doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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