we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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