I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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