so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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