I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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