Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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