the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
another moral hangover. fuck.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
