Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Actions speak louder than pants.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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