Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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