return my video game
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Randomize