Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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