Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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