who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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