I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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