It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Too much gin, very little bucket
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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