with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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