did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
