You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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