Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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