when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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