So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
