she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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