Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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