quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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