i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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