If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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