More tranny stories later!
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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