im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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