Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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