But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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