I can text with my tongue
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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