do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
My pussy is not your playground.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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