so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Randomize
