i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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