so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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